Douglas Floyd » Funny

Blind Man Driving

dougfloyd — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:08:59 +0000

Seen outside Lee’s Frame Shop.

Fly the Weight Loss Skies

dougfloyd — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:52:20 +0000

In light of the increasing costs of fuel, I may have to starve myself to save money for my next out-of-town trip.

3 Brazilian Soldiers

dougfloyd — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:23:18 +0000

I never tell jokes but this one made me laugh. So here goes,

Bush’s advisers inform him that 3 Brazilian Soldiers died in fighting. Bush turns white, trembles and passes out. After a few minutes, he awakes to worried advisers surrounding him. He looks a but puzzled and asks, “So just how many is 3 Brazilian soldiers?”

I’ll Never be the Secret Santa you deserve

dougfloyd — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:24:57 +0000

Tired of the same old boring “safe” e-cards floating around the web? Someecards has a variety of non-PC cards that are plenty offensive (some even to me).

Mario Brothers Theme Song – Beat Box Flute Style

admin — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:14:16 +0000

My nephew Samuel treats us to video game theme song performances on the piano. I didn’t realize how big of a movement learning game theme songs was until I stumbled across this FanTent page (via sevenblock). Here’s a sample with the beat boxing flute player. Be sure to visit the fantent page to see a variety of fascinating performances

Dinosaur Comics

dougfloyd — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 19:24:11 +0000

Joe was wearing a cool t-shirt today with a giant dinosaur stepping on a little person. When said something to the guy wearing the shirt, he pointed me to the Dinosaur Comics. Strange, but funny in some weird kinda way. If you have nothing better to do, lighten your day with a couple dinosaurs.

Demetri Martin

dougfloyd — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 20:24:05 +0000

I hadn’t heard of Demetri Martin. But his site is funny. Check him out!